pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

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#lol
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me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
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Top 5 Shameless Characters: 4. Lip Gallagher

“I didn’t know you switched teams. Or was it just a late night? Stick in the wrong Milkovich?”

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darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele
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daisyvalley:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

This was literally my dad though.

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in class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
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#me

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: Janet Judy Tran, aerobics instructor from the 1980s

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mistressofrome:

you already watch too many tv shows i whisper to myself as i start another one

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